Too Much Good Stuff....

This weekend has given me fodder for an entire week of rambling and yelling. And to that I say thank you Mr. Weekend.

I rented two movies this weekend and watched them by myself, because I'm awesome. The first was Vanilla Sky, which was quite possibly the most bizarre thing I have ever watched. A bunch of dream sequences interspersed with real life and then more dream and more life. However, the performances were decent, including Cameron Diaz (that's right I said it!). She was utterly terrifying as a stalker turned psycho. And proof once again that you never, ever cheat on a woman, because she will most definitely put you in a coma. Kudos as well to Jason Lee, who played the best friend. Guy can flat out act, and I wish he did more serious movies. Instead he does Alvin & the Chipmunks 3: Simon has Rabies.

The second film was Insomnia, which despite having Al Pacino and being directed by Christopher Nolan, I had never seen. It was pretty standard, nothing too special so I was a tad disappointed. However, Robin Williams was the supposed bad guy and didn't show up until mid way through the movie. Yet, he was billed as second star. If you have a movie like this don't tell me he's in it, because I most certainly know he is the bad guy since I haven't seen him yet. More movies need to be like Seven and do the whole Kevin Spacey mind effer thing.

Needless to say, I was a little spooked from being home alone in a house and watching these two movies in the dark. And there was a car parked outside the house from 9 to 11 PM with no one in it. I checked again, because I was sure it was Cameron Diaz looking to kill me, and it was gone. I was creeped out and like a little child, I grabbed my baseball bat from the garage and had it in my room as I slept. And that's when I was robbed and beaten. Just kidding, but seriously, I am a little girl.

And it is that nature that is preventing me from seeing Paranormal Activity at Eastgate this week. It's supposed to be freaky, and only cost $11,000 to make. Paramount has put it out on only 12 screens and one happens to be 5 minutes from my house. So I want to check it out, but will not go by myself. Reasons being:
1.) I don't want to look like a weirdo
2.) I don't want to look like a no-friend having loser
3.) If I am going to soil myself in public I would rather have a friend make fun of me than a stranger. So if I see it you will get a recap.

I have plenty of ammo on Saturday Night Live, this week in the NFL, and new television. These will all be shared at later dates this week.